Miss Mavis was reliably informed that a local preacher was caught baptizing a congregant with the wrong salt water at Indian Bay.
This was witnessed by a youth of the church who just happened to visit the beach sometime around 6 pm on Thursday evening.
The youth said he was shocked and terrified not only because of the baptism he witnessed but also because the preacher cancelled the youth bible study due to what he called an emergency. Clearly, it was a lie, the youth said.
“These are not the positions you place someone in for baptism. My heart was beating fast and at one point I urinated on myself, that is how weak I became”.
The youth said what caused him to urinate on himself was the immersion. As he describes it, the woman’s face, neck and chest were drenched. The youth said his stomach churned at the sight of oral hydration which took place after.
Moreover, the youth told me that this congregant has been married for six months and he doubts that she is having marital issues already since she brags about her husband’s manhood to other church sisters.
As much as I want to go back to church, this is a betrayal and I will bend over backwards in spilling the beans if I do, the youth said.
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